This week is Kanye week. Why? Why not. I mean, if I had the balls to be more of an artist, I would pick a persona like his because I love him and think he’s brilliant. Hell, I should probably just SEEM batshit crazy in normal life — like him — and see where that would take me…. Anyway, maybe you find the same inspiration in his words that I do. If not, maybe you should think harder about your life. And yes, this image is totally unrelated.

Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermès factory. Sh*t is real.

My goal, if I was going to do art, fine art, would have been to become Picasso or greater… That always sounds so funny to people, comparing yourself to someone who has done so much, and that’s a mentality that suppresses humanity.

Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

Time is the only luxury. It’s the only thing you can’t get back. If you lose your luggage – I’m not gonna say the obvious brand of luggage that I’d normally say because I’ve got a meeting with them soon – if you lose your expensive luggage at the airport, you can get that back. You can’t get the time back.

Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.